Man! I love this time of year!
Every year the shopping crowds get worse and ruder and fatter and uglier but, boys let me tell you what.
I worked those bars and played those parties for many, MANY years.
There aint no party chic, ho, hookup, **** buddy or girl friend that has anything even close to the lovin you get from a happy mom saying thank you Dad. Period.
as soon as I catch my breath and roll one I'm going back for more.
Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you.