You'd need to be drunk...To marry me?
*bursts into tears*
He needs to be drunk to GAMBLE and marry someone he has never seen. He could either score and be perfectly happy with never seeing his bride before the marriage OR he could spend the night curdled up into a ball on the couch crying. And this is all based on the womens attractiveness and not one bit the personality. Men are simple creatures.
Never drank to the point where I called someone but I'm pretty sure I sound like Kitty Foreman and have a headache the size of Overeem's balls.
If people are right about the Allastair oveROID thing. His Balls might be smaller then you think.