I am also a Longhorns fan. I went to their National Championship game against Alabama (we would have won if McCoy did not get hurt).
Me and my friend JB were walking toward the stadium and my friend was drinking a beer. A cop told him he had to dump it and my friend said "I'll dump it down my throat" and chugged it. Beleive it or not the cop laughed.
I should get credits for that cool story.