So I just got a text from a girl I don't know telling me she just wants to be friends...
I got friendzoned by a stranger.
Text her back:
"Ok, i´m fine with that.
I think your cool and wanna be friends with you.
Anyway, let's not get this thing done without some
good old fashioned goodbye sex.
Lyoto Machida, former UFC LHW hamp
Future UFC MW Champ
Benavidez, Barao, Aldo, Nate, Nick, Lyoto, TBD, JDS
Forever hanging in Anderson Silva nuts