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post #18425 of (permalink) Old 01-13-2012, 10:55 PM
AmdM
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Originally Posted by Hammerlock2.0 View Post
So I just got a text from a girl I don't know telling me she just wants to be friends...

I got friendzoned by a stranger.
Text her back:

"Ok, im fine with that.
I think your cool and wanna be friends with you.
Anyway, let's not get this thing done without some
good old fashioned goodbye sex.
C U"

Lyoto Machida, former UFC LHW hamp
Future UFC MW Champ
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