Tank and Cabbage.
Let em go out bar hopping and starting fights with people. They could start by going out to clubs and beating up the white guys who get on the floor even though they can't dance. Then go to pool halls and start with the hispanics who won't move off the tables even when ya beat em. They could even hit the dyke bars and get whooped on by the man haters. It would be a scream.
Then they could drop by tito's crib and beat his ***** ass too :P
If you don't like what I say then state your case and then shut up about it. Don't B*%&# like an old lady