Drunk English sucks so much. You know the words and sentences you want to come out of your mouth but they hardly do. :/
yeah, but my drunk english is awesome. It depends on person's level of drunkness. Last wednesday when I was a drunk mess and the night sucked ass, I was yelling over and over again "Fistpump, push-up, chapstick!"
, At some point I stopped because the words didn't come out as I had indended