Most unfortunate bike seat ever!
(And yes, that is a bike seat - please don't ban me mighty overlords!)
BTW, I HIGHLY recommend watching Ariel's latest interview with Rener Gracie (Of Gracie Breakdown fame) - it's just ridiculously good
Just fast forward, it's more than an hour in I believe
But watch it all if you have the time, he also interviews Gene LeBell, Bendo, Rousey, Tim Sylvia and Sean McCorkle