Beer: just never really got good to me, and I've given it plenty of chances.
At the Bar: I like a drink I can sip all night, but nothing that will make me all beslobbered and maggoty. Usually something along the lines of dblMalibu/pineapple/soda, or dblSour Puss Red/soda. Tall glass. Lotsa' ice.
Shots: Mezcal. Gusano Rojo 100% Agave comes to mind. Full-on salt n' lime shots and you'll have the nicest drunk of your life.