03-22-2012, 02:15 AM
The Mad Titan
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Following The Path To Jesus Set By His Disciple Vitor Belfort
I'm going to hell for laughing at these Kony memes but goddamn some of them are hilarious.
"In west Uganda born and raised,
On the battlefield is where I spent most of my days.
Chillin' out, maxin', reloadin' all cool;
And taking some African kids outta their school.
When a couple of liberals started making me fret,
starting making trouble on the internet!
They started one little campaign and my men bewared,
They said "you're movin' with your kids to a barracks of Sudan".
I whistled for a Vehicle and when it came near,
It was a School Bus with a lot of armed kids in the rear.
If anything I coulda went to a few villages & installed more fear,
But I thought; "Nah, forget it. Yo Kids we're outta here!".
I.. pulled.. up in Sudan a 'bout seven or eight
And I yelled to Museveni "Yoweri, smell ya Later!"
Looked at my army, composed of all of my homies.
To sit at my throne, cause I'm Joseph Mother****in' Kony!-"