I'm going to hell for laughing at these Kony memes but goddamn some of them are hilarious.
"In west Uganda born and raised,
On the battlefield is where I spent most of my days.
Chillin' out, maxin', reloadin' all cool;
And taking some African kids outta their school.
When a couple of liberals started making me fret,
starting making trouble on the internet!
They started one little campaign and my men bewared,
They said "you're movin' with your kids to a barracks of Sudan".
I whistled for a Vehicle and when it came near,
It was a School Bus with a lot of armed kids in the rear.
If anything I coulda went to a few villages & installed more fear,
But I thought; "Nah, forget it. Yo Kids we're outta here!".
I.. pulled.. up in Sudan a 'bout seven or eight
And I yelled to Museveni "Yoweri, smell ya Later!"
Looked at my army, composed of all of my homies.
To sit at my throne, cause I'm Joseph Mother****in' Kony!-"