This is a "wish granted" game thread.
For those unfamiliar with the game, it works like this:
Step 1. You ask for a wish, example - "I wish I could have sex every day without fail for a year"
Step 2. The poster below you says "wish granted, but the only person you can have sex with is that fat guy from the Lost series." Then, he makes a wish and the poster below him grants the wish and makes a new wish, and so on and so forth.
The last person that grants someone's wish on the 50th page of this thread gets 750,000 credits.
I wish I could live forever.
“Anna, my strong, terrifying Anna.” -Cas
"You lack the requisite spine and testicular fortitude to study under me" -Elodin
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