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Originally Posted by M.C
Granted, but you must wear shoes so heavy you walk/run like a normal person.
I wish I had a hit TV series.
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Granted, but it stars Nick Cage.
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Originally Posted by xeberus
Granted, but you're only that fast in bed 
I wish I had a bottle of scotch that would pour endless amounts. |
Granted but you die within a week of alcohol poisoning.
I wish I was the most attractive man in the world.