Originally Posted by Hammerlock2.0
Very confusing indeed. Maybe I've uncovered a conspiracy. Government is poisoning our drinking water with Modafinil so people don't sleep on Saturdays. Why, you may ask. It's all to make people spend more money, make them help the economy. Wait a second... maybe that's how we got out of the depression.
I have thoughts like this all the time recently. It's the government, man they're drugging us so we'd do more work, spend more money and have less fun. They're trying to contol us like we're puppets.
(Try to read it in Steven Hyde's voice so it sounds more awesome.