Trying to sit here with a nice cuppa tea and relax before I have to go outside for 1-2 hours in the pissing rain. I've been sat here for 5 minutes. I am covered in my boots, my dogs lead, harness, and my socks.
Think he's trying to tell me something. He's now doing the 'sit in front of me, stare at me with a waggy tail and make stupid noises' thing.
Off out I go.