Haha this made me laugh. Iv been in this same ******* situation. Im a guy that has no tan so when i come across these dark windows it highlights all my cuts and i just look like a shredded beast. I could stare at myself all day haha. Iv probably taken 20-30 pictures in-front of these windows. Thats too ******* funny. When he pulled his shorts up that made me laugh the most.