Silva knocks out Sonnen with a punch off his back.
JDS breaks Mirs arm
Dan Hardy goes 4-0 in his next fights
BJ Penn returns as a LHW
It's discovered Royce Gracie is a women
Cain Velasquez tattoos "...Is for suckers" across the back of his shoulders.
Frankie Edgar moves up to WW
Jose Aldo kills himself cutting weight
Lyoto Machida will be the LHW champion by end of the year
Jon Jones will take up ballet
Nick and Nate Diaz both retire at the same time. Within a year, they are travelling the country on their critically acclaimed and highly successful tour: Shakespeare... Diaz Style.
GSP is the new face of Vogue
Kate Moss wins the Strikeforce womens BW belt
Overeem is banned for life after getting a cut on his forehead against JDS... and glittery blue blood pours out.
Ronda Rousey marries an old hairy greek/englishman hybrid
Chael Sonnen sells his other testicle to pay his mounting legal bills
Soojooko stops being a fecking eejit