Right, but if you survive the first round of chess, if you are a good enough boxer, knock the dude out and you win!
Or if you're good enough in chess...check mate em.
Otherwise it could be lights out. DQ due to concussion...
Marcus Aurelius: Tell me again, Maximus, why are we here?
Maximus: For the glory of the Empire, sire.
Baked, not fried... the healthy choice.