Best life-in-Brazil posts so far. I've wanted to go for years anyway, b/c my brother loved it so much (he went to Rio and Recife, on two different occasions) but now it's on my bucket list.
"Meticulously masturbating" LMAOOO although I have no idea what that may actually mean.
"Maybe your creepy vibe is keeping them away" certainly does not reflect well on a potential wingman. I'd say he is living up to his other nickname.
Will try to keep it up.