Ouch, that looks sore as ****! I feel bad for yah, I got a bit burned in Cyprus once. Other than that I only go a nice brown.
The beaches of Ayia Napa and $.25 Heinekens back in the day.
Drink... ogle the nudititty... drink...
... wake up lobster-red with giant blisters on feets and chest. Unable to walk for three days. Peel, peel, peel...
... still hit on anything that moves.