Oh man am I feeling great right now. Went to the bar down the road, had a few beers, a Washington Apple (it was a special), Jager Bomb and an Irish Car Bomb. Got feeling pretty good, then my buddy saw something about a new place opening that promised a great night. 4 dollar cover and 1 dollar drinks all night. Shots, beers, mixed drinks, everything for 1 dollar. WOW what a night!
"Don't be shocked that people die. Be surprised you're still alive."