Originally Posted by xeberus
Granted, but your creation is stolen and you get no credit or recognition for its creation while he gets rich and bangs celebrities.
I wish I could discover the cure to cancer.
Wish has been granted and with that the gift of longevity. However the planet has become overpopulated. Famine and water shortages has risen at an exponential rate throwing the entire eco system off balance.
I was going to say that there was an inadvertant side effect where everybody turns into zombie/vamps, then I realized that was from I AM LEGEND.
I wish I was Hugh Hefner.
Marcus Aurelius: Tell me again, Maximus, why are we here?
Maximus: For the glory of the Empire, sire.
Baked, not fried... the healthy choice.