Originally Posted by HitOrGetHit
Machete vs bat?
Did somebody say machete...
Originally Posted by luckbox
That depends. If it's a rusty, unbalanced blade like this one, then I'd pick the bat.
If it was a badboy like this one however, machete for sure. It would be a big improvement on the butterfly knife. With this one you can slash and stab on the outside. The bat is ****ed.
Luckbox I hope you're not planning on rumbling but if you are just carry a taser or bear spray. Nice and clean...
Machete vs Steven Seagal (Que puto!)
Marcus Aurelius: Tell me again, Maximus, why are we here?
Maximus: For the glory of the Empire, sire.
Baked, not fried... the healthy choice.