Jim Miller should have dropped down as soon as the UFC incorporated featherweight.
Dan Henderson is about to be retired.
Rory MacDonald should drop the self-imposed nickname and stick with 'The Waterboy'.
Rashad Evans is gettin' old. His boobies are going to start sagging soon.
Shogun can't walk and when he can he's carrying Murilo on his back, kissing him all the way to the octagon.
Guy Mezger was a terrible interview for such a handsome bastard.
Carlos Condit makes Guy Mezgerlook like Neil Degrasse Tyson.
Bas Rutten is wrong 50% of the time and isn't actually very good at doing play-by-play but I love his voice and aside from Rogan he's my favorite.
There are probably more.