Reading Suri's Burn Book on tumbler...that is one stone cold hard ass6 year old.
http://surisburnbook.tumblr.com/
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Don’t smile at me, don’t match me, don’t even look at me until you get yourself some new shoes.
I’ve seen these heeled elfin booties enough for one lifetime, thank you very much.
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but her best parts are making fun of other celebrity children
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It takes two people to hold up Maxwell Drew Johnson.
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Amy Poehler’s ginger baby is not amused.
He is, however, still extremely ginger.
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