I was supposed to be having family down the last 3 days, each day they tell me they will show up "today", and each day they don't. I waste my time staying at home waiting for these people to knock on the door and nothing, it's extremely irritating.
If they have a kid with them, I'm going to kick him in the face out of spite.
"You lack the requisite spine and testicular fortitude to study under me"
"You do not know the first note of the music that moves me."