Granted. You have them but can't use any of them.
I wish I could swim S fast as Michael Phelps.
Granted, but due to the prolonged periods of time in water your testicles have shrunken and you can no longer have babies.
I wish JBJ will never lose.
Marcus Aurelius: Tell me again, Maximus, why are we here?
Maximus: For the glory of the Empire, sire.
Baked, not fried... the healthy choice.