Now you're getting it!
McDonalds are the most popular burgers on the planet whilst tasting like sweet fermented sheeps asshole. You wouldn't bring them up if we we're talking about proper beef burgers would you?
"Proper", you sir are throwing out adjectives that you're ass can't cheque...or....some sort of cool pun......
But you wouldn't hear "McDonalds" and think "Burgers". You'd think a scary clown and being asked for fries with things. I mean "Burger Kind" would have been an effective analogy, but you've missed that exit and now you're on a one way track to...bad...analogyville.....I don't know, apparently I've been renting a house at bad analogyville myself.
Summary, COFFEE SUCKS!