A police officer here walked into the courthouse and shot himself in the head. All I can assume is someone farted in the courthouse, he smelled it and was like WTF and shot himself cause it was so bad.
I'm about to grub on some leftover pizza and do some important research involving watching variations of Gangnam Style on YouTube and playing more Black Mesa, maybe.
"You lack the requisite spine and testicular fortitude to study under me"
"You do not know the first note of the music that moves me."