Just spent 7 straight hours in the ER, the whole night. Found out I do not have a hernia, but more than likely ulcers. The doctor ran every test imaginable for this issue and all of them were 100% clean. The only thing that she couldn't test was for ulcers, and so that is the last thing that makes sense.
"You lack the requisite spine and testicular fortitude to study under me"
"You do not know the first note of the music that moves me."