You will never get the chance you had last year again. The way you blew it with 10 points clear and 2-0 up at our ground with a chance to end it all show how big bottlers you lot are. You are forever the little brother in North London, it's in your DNA.
Edit: It occurs to me this isn't exactly on topic.
We both remember the distance between us 10 years ago. It was shameful. I'm sure you wont find many gooners who enjoy a competitive derby. They just want it easy. No more sonny jimbo. No more!