OK, sorry - you said it was "imaginary"
I call myself a badass because i enjoy people laughing and scoffing at it
Even people who want to seem like a badass dont come out and openly state it
Your point being?
All the emoticons in the world won't make anything you've said to me less irritating. Nor will it somehow make them funny.
That is not dead which can eternal lie and withs strange aeons even death may die.