Calling my badassness imaginary is an assumption...
No. That's a fact, son. The moment someone calls themselves a badass it's a good sign the closest they've ever come to badassery is playing Street Fighter.
No real fighter would ever call themselves that. Keyboard warriors? Oh yeah. All ******* day long! AT least till their older brother kicks their ass for jerking it to pics of their mom. Again.
That is not dead which can eternal lie and withs strange aeons even death may die.