Holy ****, Halloween is annoying. You're trying to get drunk and then some kid in a bad costume rings your bell. I hope this doesn't catch on over here or I'll have to move away from society.
Eh...it aint so bad. We use to be kids once doin' the same thing. Embrace it and give the kids a smile. We just bought hundreds and hundreds of candy and gave it all away. I swear the kids were like hyenas. Didn't think it was possible to run out.
Marcus Aurelius: Tell me again, Maximus, why are we here?
Maximus: For the glory of the Empire, sire.
Baked, not fried... the healthy choice.