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post #24418 of (permalink) Old 11-12-2012, 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted by LizaG View Post
Me and alcohol do NOT go together well!
In the words of Chris Tucker..."we could have been good together. But you one crazy ass _________."

Originally Posted by Hammerlock2.0 View Post
Wow, I don't know how I managed to not get that joke at first. Must have been the vertigo.

So I went to the doctor and told him I had this light vertigo, medium neck pain and a tension headache. He prescribed some meds for migraine and then continued to look at me like I'm not allowed to know what a tension headache is. I was sure it was not a migraine... then I took the meds and 5 hours later I still have a headache, vertigo and neck pain. I need a new doctor.
Take two of these (Vitamin E pills) and call me in morning. Best taken with water with ample lights and music with BPM of 120+. Unce...unce...unce...

Marcus Aurelius: Tell me again, Maximus, why are we here?
Maximus: For the glory of the Empire, sire.

Baked, not fried... the healthy choice.

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