Originally Posted by Sports_Nerd
Roy's Crucifix is the most fearsome technique in all of MMA. Imagine lying on your back with both of your arms trapped, Your face smothered by his hairy, sweaty beer belly, and on top of it all, he's tapping the top of your head lightly with his fist, mocking you. As if he's saying "I'm going to finish you now with the lightest strikes thrown by anyone above 170 lbs, and you'll still be glad when it's over."
I'd rather take one of JDS' uppercuts. at least you're left with some dignity.
LOL I almost got a panic-attack just thinking about it.