So every year and on birthdays me and a buddy of mine who I've known online for like 10 years send each other some gifts, never met the guy before but we plan to hit up Vegas next year. Anyways, in my mail today I received a huge box from him (we ship gifts early cause of the mail traffic this time of year), and I opened it up to find a crossbow.
I have no idea what the hell I'm going to do with a crossbow, but it's pretty badass.
"You lack the requisite spine and testicular fortitude to study under me"
"You do not know the first note of the music that moves me."