So every year and on birthdays me and a buddy of mine who I've known online for like 10 years send each other some gifts, never met the guy before but we plan to hit up Vegas next year. Anyways, in my mail today I received a huge box from him (we ship gifts early cause of the mail traffic this time of year), and I opened it up to find a crossbow.
I have no idea what the hell I'm going to do with a crossbow, but it's pretty badass.
I see you'll be following in the footsteps of Daryl Dixon.
Strangely, you're the second person I know who received this sort of gift. That is some medieval shiet right there. I've always wanted a collection of swords in a display case with mace, halberds, morning stars, and battle axe.
Marcus Aurelius: Tell me again, Maximus, why are we here?
Maximus: For the glory of the Empire, sire.
Baked, not fried... the healthy choice.