Originally Posted by dlxrevolution
I certainly don't believe that "God" or "Jesus Christ" started the fire, and I can tell you don't either. But whether he believes God, a Flying Spaghetti monster, or an invisible Giant Fire breathing dragon started the fire should not surmount the detrimental situation that he's in right now.
In terms of likeliness, from most to least likely, I'd say:
3. Spaghetti Monster