Oh my stomach hurts. I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. Sincerely hope that I do not experience that.
That girl got a kick out of it...poor old man getting chased by the scary "Ring" girl.
Marcus Aurelius: Tell me again, Maximus, why are we here?
Maximus: For the glory of the Empire, sire.
Baked, not fried... the healthy choice.