I laugh at the people who actually take this thread seriously.
It's very clearly a joke thread, these kind of threads are made for all sorts of different topics.
People need to lighten up around here, it was made for a chuckle obviously.
“Anna, my strong, terrifying Anna.” -Cas
"You lack the testicular fortitude to study under me" -Elodin
“slow and drunk is no match for fast and scared shitless.”-Jacob