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Old 12-19-2012, 01:16 AM   #33 (permalink)
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I believe what the Mayans were trying to interpret was that we will become a backwards society. Everything will be flip flopped.

WHY I WANT TO LIVE MY NEXT LIFE BACKWARDS

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.

Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start to work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party and you're generally promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions-central heating, room service on tap and then.....

You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.
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