At least you didn't have the accident that MMA fighter had while fornicating with his gf.
Ain't that some shiet.
On other news I just read on TMZ that Derek Brunson use to be a cheerleader...hahah. Now he's in the UFC.
Marcus Aurelius: Tell me again, Maximus, why are we here?
Maximus: For the glory of the Empire, sire.
Baked, not fried... the healthy choice.