Originally Posted by ClydebankBlitz
Pfffft, showers for life son!
What's much wierder is she mentioned she did karate. I was like "Oh yeah me too" and she told me where she did it. Today, like 3 days later, I get a letter through the door advertising the karate club she's at...and the shits like 4 towns away. Bitch probably hunted me down and put it through my door herself. I'm not attractive enough yet to have a stalker!
You're ninja skills are obviously well known across the region. The recruitment process has begun. Expect a call from Sensei Seagal soon.