Someone in his family has fought and died in every single bird war, he will have to live with his fate if it comes to that.
Have you guys seen the new anti-gay campaign from westbro baptist church? Crazy nutjobs.
Then that makes you our very own MMAF Forrest Gump, rescuing him from the fate of his family legacy
EDIT: Cant believe I just got Rick Rolled....You Bastard!