I even have what I'd do at the start down to a tee. I'd watch the numbers myself and if I won, keep it quiet. Then I'd record it, and wait till my mums in the room. I'd stick on the recording (she wouldnt notice) and say "Can you check my numbers while I go to the toilet?". Then I'd stand in the living room and wait for the scream haha
I'm probably the best at keeping threads on topic of all time.