I hope for his sake he is gay, anyone who dates a girl over the internet is an ingrate and a moron in my book.
How the hell you gonna date someone when you can't even touch them and shit? **** that, you can't even put on some Lionel Richie and make love to her. You gotta touch yourself over Skype and shit.
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