Originally Posted by PheelGoodInc
I have a theory that a pentagon employee got drunk and streaked through the yard right before the plane hit. That's why they don't release the footage.
The image of some upper echelon general having a meltdown, totally naked, right there on the pentagon lawn seconds before a commercial airliner crashes into it?...
... totally awesome.
( awesome in a fictional kind of way of course... not literally... to be clear )