This from someone whose country truly does not have a real military and is protected by the "Forward Presence" provided by the USA. I know of several Canadians in the US Navy and have met a few in other forces. Also have met many in training evolutions where as you small military leans from our forces. It would be interesting to see what would happen if you were all left to your own devices.
Hook. Line. And sinker.
Thank you, America, for your protection. Without you, the world would certainly be kicking down Canada's doors looking to invade our land and pillage our resources. Your presence is the only reason I'm able to sleep soundly at night - a free man.