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America may have the highest level of debt possible, a health care system that treats the wealthy and leaves the poor to die, one of the lowest rated education systems in the world, an out of control employment rate, a mess of an economy, and mass shooting after mass shooting, but in the end, the sheer size of its military is all that matters.
After all, it was size and brute strength that America used to defeat much smaller and ill equipped countries such as Vietnam and Iraq... I, as a meagre Canadian, have little choice but to live in the shadow cast by your large, American penises.
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