Just incase any of you missed the words of the prophet:
"the streets is are reality"
"everyone on this forum are Couchapatats"
the reason the prophet does not fight in the UFC is
"Dana doesn't want him two kill anyone" two-killing is frowned upon in the UFC.
and apparently booze-crack is good if you want to become a Keunekian.
Thank you Todd once again for making me that much wiser.