Just got back from the doctor. I have the flu...
There's an old family remedy
Step 1 - put Vapor Rub on the bottom of your feet
Step 2 - Find your favorite hat
Step 3 - Get your best bottle of liqour
Step 4 - Get yourself a one of these
Step 5 - Get into bed with your hat by your feet, the waterbottle by your chest and start drinking
Step 6 - When you see two hats stop drinking.